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But what if he really does have a nice you know what, I'm just not supposed to say anything? 😜😂

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As far as I can tell whoever I choose I will be rescued, so the real question is who do I most want to hang out with 🤔😁 And that is a toss up between Vimes, Susan, and Esme...

I was never sure what it is exactly that conductors do, but now I know! Headcanon accepted 😜😁

The book nerd commandments:1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

Eww, no thanks, to people and self-help books 😜😁

As an adult man who grew up on Grunge, I'd like to say I fully support and endorse the Nirvana clothing brand 😂

Reading is an act of rebellion whether it's legal or not 😁

30 minutes of good reading will probably do the trick, no need to eat a whole book per day 😜😁

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have 😊

People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator 😜😂

I wonder if I function executively down the stairs? 🤔 I hope I do, it sounds fancy 😜

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it 😁 But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? 🤔 My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time 😂

I'm no expert on Dostoevsky, but from what I have read I have to say this is accurate 😂

Piles of books spark joy 😁

I fear I'm not nice enough to swear to h*ck, but I kind of wish I was that has to count for something 😇😂

When someone says they don't like speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" I'm always reminded of this meme 😂

This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile 😜😂

If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones 😂

I know some people say they don't read speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" well guess what 😜😂

What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" 😜😂

TranscriptA tumblr post by @the-silly-words-on-your-screen showing an image of a single dot. Then, the words: this is fred, the dot. fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches reblog to give fred a branch i will post fred status updates as he grows A reblog (continuation) of the post by @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, showing the dot, now ultimately connected to 8 more dots (representing a reblog), with branches/lines connecting those dots (representing who reblogged from whom). There is text: … look at him go! Another reblog by @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, with more branches and dots. There is text: … he’s figuring out how to tree! Another reblog by @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, again with more branches and dots: 35 reblogs, he’s growing so good :D Another reblog by @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, again with more branches and dots. This time, it has gotten to the point where there is a circle of dots in the center with branches shooting out from it. There is text: 75 reblogs, fred continues to grow reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he’s starting to get a little crowded near the trunk:( Now another user, @gallusrostromegalus, reblogs, saying: At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely… But We Can Do Better:) Another reblog by @siderealglimmer, showing a picture of how the previous reblog had 15.6K notes. They say: I would like to see the Fred again please @the-choir-invisible reblogs showing a much denser and bigger circle of dots around the center, with far more dots and branches/lines than shown in previous posts. @siderealglimmer reblogs, saying: Oh, Fred! 🤩 @cantotallyeven reblogs, saying: This is Fred the post. Please help Fred the Post grow more. We love Fred the Post.

I can't say this has ever happened to me, but I understand some readers worry about getting to the end? 🤔

The definition of a good day 😁

I didn't know basic dickheads knew how to read, good for them! 😜😂

All language is weird, but I sometimes wonder if English isn't the weirdest 🤔

One of these is better than the others... you know the one I mean 😁

Fun fact, while revisiting an old story I published, I realised that, after doing a lot of research previously into the years of a specific thing, that I could not use a name of a place because it was changed in 1954… The story took place in 1955. I am so stupid.

It's almost like publishers don't know the Spice of Life when they see it 😜😂

What's your favourite trilogy? 🤔

Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

Completly misunderstanding how society works is what tech bros do best! 😂

Perhaps not the Magic System we need, but the Magic System we deserve! 😜😂

It's a hard knock life when you don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder 😜😂

According to the artist’s own link to this comic it should be located here but it is sadly not, so simply stealing the link to the image off my old account. Thanks @chuckleslord@lemmy.world for finding source, it’s https://johnnywander.com/comic/mika-is-not-big-on-pets

【wish I was in my room】@microblogmemes@lemmy.world #memes #meme #humour #shitposting #🫍

I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

Seems to be from Anne Rice’s The Tale of the Body Thief, fourth in “The Vampire Chronicles” series.

I do like both, and I've never understood why this is an issue, is it not the content of the book that matters? Not how that content is delivered? 🤔😁

Could be pictures me reading as a kid in the big chairs at my grandparents house :artaww: Which is your favourite? I can't decide between 4 and 11😊

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

Someone should make a virtual tickler for e-books, otherwise it's discrimination 😜😂 @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf #Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #FantasyBooks

I want things that are above my reading level, that's how I get better at reading 🤔😁

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So, putting the book down where you finish reading it until it organically evolves into a pile of books doesn't count as "arranging"? Rude! 😜😂

Joking is serious business... 😁

Crossposted from https://kbin.melroy.org/m/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz/t/960135

I get the vibe “lefty memes” is a misnomer, and an actual progressive like me won’t be accepted here, so I’ve never tried posting anything in here yet - but everywhere else I’ve posted this so far has hated it, so I’m trying here now.

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Multiple copies, schmultiple copies, maybe no one else deserves this book 😜😂

Absolutely not me IRL, but I know people like this 😁

If the universe was a fair place you'd live long enough to finish your reading list 😜😂

Would I read this crossover, hell yes I would! 😂 @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @bookstodon

Checkmate Grammar, Brain wins... 😂

I've given people that look, it doesn't work 😂

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a lot cooler, but it's missing ÅÄÖ the black metal letters... 😂

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂 Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

I can't say I've done this personally, but I understand the sentiment 😁

I hate both of these things, who knew I'd have so much in common with #JaneAusten 😂

First you have to force feed them some propaganda like "the strong should prey on the weak." And then you can have instant replay of #LordOfTheFlies 🤔😒

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