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Later that year, Sally did another school report on dinosaurs … on the thesaurus

The Thesaurus was a highly eloquent dinosaur I hear

Yes it was … but it was often preyed upon by the Philosoraptor

The Philosoraptor, while being highly intelligent and educated, ended up working as a cook making Triceroburgers for minimum wage

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.

Philosophy degrees actually had a higher placement rate than computer science last year

Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬

The pun comes from the fact that the “bronch-” prefix comes from the Greek for “windpipe” or “throat”, y’see.

Ain’t nobody got time for that!