POV: you're about to learn a fresh government conspiracy

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Boomhauer: Dang ol’ lemme tell ya, man, talkin’ ‘bout them subways, dang ol’ whole thing just one big ol’ mess, I’ll tell ya what. You get down there, man, tryin’ to catch that dang ol’ train, an’ it’s like vroooom goin’ by when you need it, but soon as you late for work it just sittin’ there like it’s takin’ a dang nap, man.


R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick


Dale would never get a tattoo. That's how they implant their tracking chips.


Pocket sand!


If he doesn't have sand in his pockets, he's not dedicated enough.



POV: You’re about to buy the best alien urine this side of Roswell


What subway is that? I assume he's going to some convention featuring cosplay, but it's not Dragon-Con/MARTA.

It's the UK, and likely to be above ground level as the train looks similar to ones near me.

He's (likely to be) British? That makes me want to hear his Dale Gribble impression, LOL





He looks like the guy from burn notice


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