The end of merch culture is upon us with an official Death Stranding exoskeleton

For a second I thought the headline was serious and China banned the production of useless crap or something.

This is so fucking crazy, I love it. The fact that they already have a previous model on the market you can buy is so surreal.

Gimme this and the zipline tool.

There is at least one inner-city mailman out there who loves Death Stranding that is bouncing for fucking joy right now.

I must admit, this is quite cool! I doubt I'll be buying it, as I have no particular need for this kind of mobility enhancement, but I'm sure there are plenty of people who could greatly benefit from equipment like this. This collaboration has the potential to greatly boost sales, which down the road will mean more money and effort being put into this technology becoming more widely available.

And imagine getting this thing as part of your Collector's Edition!