I know which I'd choose

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I know which I'd choose
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A son is a son. The part of the sexual life has to be meaningless to the parents.

But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man's gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.

1 day blinding stew

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Literally every time I see this referenced I go and look at the original flier on the pole and laugh my sack off. The way the last line just says "1 day blinding stew" in kinda shitty letters just riddles me.

I bet my hypothetical openly gay son is a better cook/pharmacist/witch than any of your hypothetical, probably closeted, children.

I'd choose the son any day. We can make the stew later.

Healing stew without a doubt. The stew will heal my son of his gay-deficiency

You mean his gay-ficiencies ?

I'll show myself out.

if i decide not to be a parent later on, how healing of a stew can i make out of the gay son?

Is the stew vegetarian?

Well it's not made from the gay son, that's for sure. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )

That reminds me, how's your straight son? I haven't seen him around today.

He's sadly bent his back and become afflicted with lumbago

I think I need some additional info.

Does my son do what I ask? Will he call me on weekends if/when he moves out? Will he honor the clan [redacted]?

No. Yes. He's clan agnostic.

The clan [redacted] is also agnostic so at least he's on the right track. I'll think about it a bit.

Ain't no meat on an itty bitty twink.