Oh My Gourd

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Four panel comic. A pumpkin says:"Oh my gourd. It's my favorite time of year. Christmas! What? Were you expecting me to say something else, you racist piece of shit?"

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I wonder why they don't like the festivity where they are knived, cut and stabbed

Pumpkin pie isn't unusual to have around Christmas, though...



Could someone clue me in to the joke?

It’s a pumpkin, a typical Halloween accessory so one might think that Halloween is its favorite part of the year. This however isn’t true as Christmas is its favorite time of the year. The pumpkin then accuses the reader of racial prejudice-> all pumpkins love Halloween.

Oh, so it's just unfunny from my perspective.

It's hard to enjoy that bit these days tbh



Halloween is literally the celebration of pumpkin genocide. Why would they love it





I figure if I were a pumpkin, Halloween would put a smile on my face


You escaped gocktober this year, pretty boy... I'll get you next time.


It's not January? When everyone stops stabbing them and cutting them up for pastry?


I mean, I am a little gourdish. I don't think pumpkins belong in Christmas time.



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