At this time of year? In this part of Chicago?

hens love roosters
geese love ganders
everyone else loves utica style steamed hams

Skinnnnneeerrrrr!

Those steamed hams look very similar to the ones they serve at Burger King.

My alcoholic uncle with jaundice of the liver?

And you call them Steamed Hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?