PieFed.WorldAlbania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???
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Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Unironically, Albania's flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
Who let JD Vance out again?
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
The Holy Spirit ™
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that...
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis...
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
https://indianexpress.com/article/world/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant-with-83-children-says-pm-edi-rama-10328543/
I…don’t know what to say
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
Ai ai ai
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
AI
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you absolute sentient loom.
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
Also, our minister is a LLM!
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
What in the fuck does this even mean?
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it... maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
Yes.
Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do ...
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
It's not that much effort to be a little politically informed. It's pretty stupid to not put in that effort - whatever shit you have to do, if you vote far right parties into the government, chances are good that you'll have even more shit to do.
The world is so fucked I can't even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it's posted here.
real
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
someone translate it. i read it three times and I'm not sure I can understand it
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
And the funny thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
Oh... I somehow assumed the ai minister of a country would be a minister for ai instead of a llm with legislative powers 🫠 fuck this reality
At least it makes the ai children comment less weird i guess
Executive, not legislative powers.
Does a minister have executive powers? Thought thats the chancellor / president / whoever has the final say if anything is actually to be actually done.
Executive branch is usually shared by ministers. President in many countries is only a representative and at most has legislative veto rights or something.
That makes the comment slightly less weird, to be honest. Still weird, don't get me wrong, but less so.
My guesses:
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
Onion?
Reality
A shitty reality, indeed.
I mean, it's a funny way to say that they are expanding use of this llm.
Not the onion
The Garlic
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like "oh no i forgot my octogintis meds" while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
...i should sleep
Le chat is French for "the cat"!
The more you knowwwwwww
It's also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
Mr brightside is that you ?
Jesus christ Albania
Allah, actually. They're muslim!
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
I can't believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate "increasing productivity" speech
I don't know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
Can we talk about the second half where the guy's proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let's have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama's 83 slop-goblins.
AI-Bania
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright!
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
It's a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump's "peace deal" and Aliyev busted out laughing.
He seems like a jokester.
https://youtu.be/Aw62tK90EvM
Right community, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.