Alternatively: "Nothing fits right today"
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Top 2 reasons I am late for work every single day.
When I had to wear clothes to work, I used to have 5 sets then I'd wash and iron on the weekend. No need for decisions.
What do you do now that you don't need clothes, Dave?
It's a pretty boring answer. Teams meetings with the camera off.
Oh I figured. I just thought it was funny. The way you worded that like you don't wear clothes anymore. I imagined someone driving to work everyday, ass to leather seats, and setting up the taco stand on the local nudist beach or something.
Haha I like your one π
these pants are not velour, kif