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dude I need to apply for wherever this paid troll gig is. if it is real then why has nobody asked my annoying terminally online ass to join up?

Everyone is a paid troll except you. Multiple foreign governments and special interest groups are targeting you specifically.

How about they target me with some fucking cash?

i dunno did you break the law?



Every account on lemmy is a bot except you.




you guys are getting paid?

what's the exchange rate of Lemm-Os to SchruteBucks?


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Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

I've been doing this forever and haven't received a single cent.

Thank you for your contribution to making the internet an unsafe source of missinformation!





Lemmy is full of keyboard lawyers and crusaders. Reality and legal procedures have no place here


I’ll still never forget the time that Reddit introduced a “map” feature that showed where most redditors were posting from. It turned out something like 30% of American posters were coming from military bases, and they pulled the feature like a day later when everyone pointed out how that was obviously propaganda bots.

When was that? I don't remember that at all and I was on Reddit for like 10 years before moving here.

I’m failing to find any articles now. It was around 2020.


Yeah, I was over there since pre-comments and I don’t remember that unless it was a April fools joke I didn’t pay attention to.




I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.

First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.


Here is your recipe:

  • 1 Cup of Flour
  • 1 Cup of Water
  • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
  • 12 oz of Polonium

Instructions:

  1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
  2. Place firewood inside oven
  3. Leave oven door open
  4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
  5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
  6. Enjoy! 😋

Thank you! I made this and it turned out delicious!




The funny thing is how this meme protects itself

Definitely not a mechanism for dismissing wrongthink. Anyone who says otherwise is in an echo chamber cult.



Or literally Hitler.


Wow, that's a really good point, you're very insightful! Would you like to ask me anything else?


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You got me. I'm currently at the lubjanka drinking people's champain and boofing caviar with Ivan and Piotr.


I like when someone agrees with you and then the person disagreeing with you calls them a sock puppet account. It's so hilarious to me.


It’s kind of like when I’m driving. Everyone going slower than me is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a psycho with a death wish. 🥲


I politely disagree


"Fact's"

What the fuck is wrong with kids today? They're getting dumber and dumber


🤷‍♂️. Don't take it so seriously.
Also I believe Lemmy has waaay lower kids-to-adults ration than other platform. I believe that the more likely thing is that OP is a grown ass person

That would actually be really neat to see. Is it possible to see the age distribution? There's really no way to know, I don't think

I literally asked this on asklemmy without thinking and got called a pedo. I was just curious, but I clearly didn't think things through





I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

I've met one. They are very rare, but very voca


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A quick browse through your comment history shows that you’re exactly who this meme is about, but I don’t think you realize how or why


That's pretty much all of .ml then




Saved for use later. Perfection.

Before you reuse it, please crack open an image editor and correct the last word in the title by removing the apostrophe. Anyone who took English classes past Elementary school will thank you for that correction.



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What if you are the one that is dumb as fuck, but you think you are smart? How would you know?



It's the George Carlin bit about driving, "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?".


Eh, they can just be foolish or dishonest... and I can also have the wrong conclusions, especially when the topic gets more complex. 🤷

Woosh?
This might not have happened to you but the joke is that there are people that literally call you a not when they start losing an argument. They are not the kind of person who is capable of thinking "I might be wrong"

No no, I got it, but I identify with the post, lol. Idk if I've ever called people bots but I definitely have called people paid shills, for instance. 😅




Apostrophe is possessive. The facts do not possess themselves.

When there are a number of them, however, they are just facts, without an apostrophe.

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  1. The poor English is just how the existing meme template is written.
  2. The poor English may also be intentional to suggest irony or facetiousness in the meme as a whole.
  3. Apostrophes are not exclusively for possessives. In language, they can also indicate a contraction, among other uses.
  4. You’re the second person on this post to call out the apostrophe, but neither of you called out the capital F in “Fact’s”.


Reality is so flexible these days, it’s hard to tell who’s disconnected from it and who isn’t. You might even say it’s a pointless distinction.


Reall , aww and that other one both sub should be destroyed. One was promoting shit and other cannibalism




No they're all stupid fucking magat brained idiots.


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