The perfectly fine, already-paid-for satellites Trump wants to destroy in a fiery atmospheric reentry
https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/13/climate/nasa-satellites-trump-budget-cuts-weather
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/26028480
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I mean this very genuinely. When the next admin comes into office I hope they fire every single person who was involved in it and didn't stop it.
If you're the guy pressing the buttons to make the satellite de orbit quit your fucking job before doing this.
When the next admin comes into office
If there is a next admin.
That said, something has to be done with conservatives destroying infrastructure faster than can be rebuilt, same thing happened with the UK's high speed rail program.
The meek "left" in the US and the UK is not the intstrument to do that though.
Could some hero remotely reprogram the sattelites to permanently ignore such commands—and future programming updates—while still sending us data?
And how horrible of an idea would that be?
Should be possible to send an update so future updates are only allowed if they're signed with a key cipher, then destroy the cipher. Basically put ransomware on it. Would need someone high up the chain to bypass whatever software checks are in place to keep someone from sending bad firmware up.
But the satellite orbits will eventually destabilize. If the satellite manages its own orbit, it could live out the rest of its planned lifespan, but de-orbiting then would be uncontrolled. Shouldn't cause too much risk, things happen already, but we try to set them down far away from civilization.
But if the satellite's orbit is managed from a central ground system, which I would assume is the case because that's the easiest way to reduce risk of collisions, then all the affected satellites would de-orbit at random in the upcoming months to years. Depending on how many are affected, could cause (probably) minor risk, but it would be in the news constantly for years, and the general public would probably lose favor of space operations, resulting in budget cuts and fewer satellites.
But IANARS, YMMV
Edit: oh cool, they're just abandoning them, so we get the mass unplanned deorbit route
This should SCREAM fraud, waste and abuse to the cult! Wasting already allocated and paid for tech. That actually just EARNS money.
For Republicas "Fraud" actually means "might benefit people who aren't rich or who have darker skin than mine" rather than any kind of normal use of the word
They should just say they destroyed it and keep it going, or hand it over to the EU. See how long it takes a fascist to realize.
DOGE wasted a bunch of already paid for stuff across the entire government. If it's something they don't like, they don't care.
Lol... You know the "every accusation is an admission" thing?
Republicans found this cool new trick about a decade ago, where the accuse Democrats of what they're about to do. Then, calling them out sounds like "no, u!", and their base thinks Democrats are the hypocrites
Of course the waste, fraud, and abuse are coming from MAGA. The cult loves that everyone else is being punished so much they haven't thought through what happens when they need healthcare. They don't care that Trump is taking bribes, they think he's based for doing what presidents always do out in the open
You'd be better off calling for the Epstein files. Imply he's killing the satellites because they might expose children being trafficked
These people don't use facts or logic, every word to them should include the implication that their guy is a pedo, and that supporting him makes you believe their motivation is that they want to fuck kids
If you’re going to tie a blindfold around humanity just as threats are multiplying then we can safely say you’re on the side of death.
Trump attacking the measurements because they prove climate change is like Caligula waging war on the sea. Utterly fucking megalomaniacal, delusional, and unhinged.
He wants them to be destroyed so no one can force him to turn them back on like the hurricane satellites.
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It's not Trump that actually wants this, though. It's Stephen Miller or someone. He just parrots whatever a kiss-ass told him last.
Destroy them by selling them to a country not run by a demented moron?
Or just tell him you did and just dont
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Released water from California reservoirs, dropping satellites from the sky, burning the planet, AND NOT RELEASING THE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS.
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