PieFed.WorldBig balls got beat up by 15 yr old boy and girl and may get medal
www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-may-give-big-…
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43970034
What the actual fuck.
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pelespiritThis is definitely a "Release the Epstein Client List" kind of post.
Best Trump can do is release Maxwell.
She must have been in charge of Epstein's dead man switch.
At this point I'm starting to think it didn't even really happen.
Like, I saw the pic, and it's a lot of blood, but not really any cuts or bruising. Especially with it being blamed on a "gang of teens" and being used to justify national guard and now this meddle?
It's just too fucking convenient, but I also believe Big Balls is just one of those guys that ends up getting jumped a lot. I knew a guy in college like that, if he was on his own for five minutes he'd get "jumped for no reason" almost immediately.
Dude just couldn't help but run his mouth
How do you think he got the nickname Big Balls? I bet he has a lot of bravado and it gets him way over his head, but “it took balls for him to do it!”
ChozoHow do you think he got the nickname Big Balls?
Oh, I figured it was just because he was emotionally stunted like every other sycophant in that admin.
cecilkorik
FuglyDuckI bet the name is ironic and his insecurities lead him to get into fights all the time.
I also bet that he routinely got kicked in the balls by the goth girl wearing steel toed boots... a regular occurance since the second grade through highschool.
xxce2AAbI know I've mentioned how I hate this timeline, but it bears repeating.
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ToastedRavioliThe only 21 year old ever to get sold oregano by a 15 year old
The ultimate participation trophy! Won’t conservatives hate that though?
My names Big Balls and I got my ass kicked by a 15 year old girl, and daddy trump gave me a medal!
Such Ralph Wiggum energy
AllNewTypeFaceBy some accounts, voters voted for Trump precisely because he is a vulgar crook: his election was a negation of Obama and Harris, and an affirmation of the white-supremacist idea that the lowest white man is above the best person who is not one.
In this case, giving this 2-bit goon the award is the same in microcosm.
Haha so funny and outrageous, what a clever and well thought out distraction. So anyway, about the Trump/Epstein files, when are those getting released?
This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes
If we do live in a simulation, can I be taken out by a corrupt memory allocation, please?
Earth.exe is causing excessive crashes, please save your work and restart.
I'd like to load a backup save please
Best we can do is unplug it.
Then plug it back in again.
Plug.exe is not working. Check for a working internet connection
MinnesotaGoddaminternet connection not found. please reinstall aol
internet connection not found. please reinstall aol
well someone crapped my pants i would like a reinstall please
Fascists were killed to fucking death 80 years ago. And I'll remind us all, the men who fought were around 20 then. The youngest would be 100 now.
The Smoot-Hawley Act was 95 years ago, exacerbated the Great Depression. Not to mention the stock market greed and lack of government controls that started it. Today no one remembers what that kind of poverty was like in America.
Everyone who remembers is dead. This is simply history, we do this again and again. Our turn!
What a ridiculous country you have going on over there
Thanks, we all love it and want this to be happening.
Well if you don't drop everything and singlehandedly bring it all to a screeching halt i won't respect you and even if you try I'll find other reasons to criticize you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is the first time I've laughed at something related to our political situation in a long time. Good job on this thread guys. I appreciate it
Lucidlethargy
😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈George Tenet got one for roping us into an illegal war in Iraq.
The PMoF is meaningless.
It is now
It has been for 20 years. At least.
This is not unprecedented.
Why stop there? Shell out a purple heart! Hell, make it two! Make him look like one of these old officers from dictatorships!
Ughh, I mean we are just handing military rank over to Palantir employees, so why not?
General Big Balls🎖️got his ass kicked by high schoolers while betraying his country.
OfCourseNotplacing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa
One of these persons is not like the others...
pjwestinCalling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that's how the bill of rights will be repealed.
Imagine being the person who has to inscribe a medal of freedom to “big balls”
Balls not so big if a gun is pointed in his stupid face.
Yeah. We're armed to the fucking teeth and no one is challenging these fascists.
MAGA neighbor came stomping down the street after I called him a fascist and his wife a fat fucking Nazi. Bring it.
I calmly walked inside for my Colt .45, left the door and curtains open, awaited his arrival. He had the sense to turn the fuck around or his wife would be a widow and his daughter lacking a father. Stand your ground state!
These people never get fucking challenged. Never. They're in their echo chamber thinking everyone is on the same page. Fuck with them. Put violence on the table, make it personal.
I'm a middle-aged white guy, easy for me to say, I know. And that privilege is exactly why I push back. I can fight the fight for those less privileged. And yes, I've made my peace with dying if it comes to that. That is not a new thought to me.
Ban in 3, 2, 1...
Can I kick his ass too so he can get a second medal?
Of course. These people would give literal Hitler the presidential medal of freedom if he were around to give it to. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they award him something posthumously
Anything Epstein's best buddy hands out will be noted as a total farce and those receiving them should be ridiculed relentlessly. Cue South Park.
That's exactly it. He will forever have to say, it was awarded by Donald Trump, instantly loses all meaning. People will probably think he bought or bribed it from, DT.
sad_detective_manholy shit nobody cares. stop being caught off guard by low effort outrage sideshows. next one drops in 12 hours or so, can we grow up enough to handle it?
While I typically frown on violence, it'd be a just world if after receiving said medal, BB got his ass beat on a weekly basis.
samus12345placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
The medal has already been tarnished, then, might as well add him.
There are infinitely many loathsome people who have gotten it, so care about this I could not less.
Okay - as of right now, I think there's much more to this story that we haven't been told and this is all damage control.
Like it wasn't actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, "Big Balls" tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.
This is my truth.
The more I think about it, the more confident I am that at least the basic outline is actually the truth - that "Big Balls" - entitled, sheltered 4channer that he undoubtedly is - got his ass kicked for being a racist dickhead and/or creepy pervert.
Yeah the "attempted carjacking" story kind of falls apart when you realize that they succeeded in beating the shit out of him, but didnt bother to take the car while he was incapacitated on the ground.
He also stole all of our personal information as part of a technofacist mysoginist child rapist oligarch coup to install a corporate dictatorship for the foreseeable future. I bet he got his ass kicked for being a entitled little douche
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I hope it says big balls on the medal
I hope it says "got ass whooped by two kids"
Did you see the bloody pic in the article? 🥰
I would love to but there's a paywall
Edit: found the pic elsewhere, what a little cunt lol
He got so fucked up. I love it
Does anyone know the real source of the pic?
I wouldn't be surprised if some of that blood is fake, to create a plausible "the streets are so dangerous" story.
It could just be blood from his nose spraying everywhere.