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Reddit post in r/lies titled "How do I fix my computer?". It shows a picture of a laptop perfectly ripped in the middle in a curved patern. The post texts says: "I was using it and then it just did this what do I do??"
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Just install Linux

It's only a joke until somebody tries & succeeds bcs Linux will run on anything.

After that it will still be funny, just not a joke anymore.


Gotta send that off to Rossman Repair Group first. Mobo looks like it got a little wet.



Water damage, repair claim denied.


They'll think "surely turning it off and on wouldn't solve all this damage", swear to you that they already did restart it just so they don't have to wait for it to restart and once you go over and actually restart the computer it will get fixed. Then they will gaslight themselves into believing they did in fact restart it and you've just somehow got lucky.



Ah, one of those new fangled modular computers...

The Fairphone XL.

Not that I'm ragging on the Fairphone, I love the concept.



Finally an air gapped machine I can trust


These CAPTCHA puzzles are getting out of hand


Have you tried putting it in rice?


Just turn it back on again. It's an IBM ThinkPad it'll be fine


It's certainly a puzzle.


Maybe try a factory reset


Ctrl + V is paste


Try rebooting.


uninstall photoshop, with Gimp it would have become a two screens laptop!


Can probably still run doom


Looks like something water jet channel would do.


glue will help


Common pebck issue. Throw yourself off a cliff.


How do you think this was cut? It doesn't seem like there's any melting, so maybe a water jet?

definitly water jet



I just pushed the power button, it did that by itself I swear


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