Fool me once

Soos would never be a Trumper.

Don't do my boy Soos dirty like that

I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.

Noooo don't do Soos like that! He's smarter than that.

How dare you tarnish Soos's name, dood

Downvoted for saying Soos would be MAGA

gtfo with this soos slander

"Dipper, you're a cool dude, but using me for this meme isn't cool dude."

Nooo Soos would never

Fake. Guy’s way too happy.

That’s not cool Dipper. I have convictions and want the best for everyone around me, I wouldn’t choose my own interest over others.

In fact dude, I put a strangers needs over my own many times and that’s what makes me happy. I choose people over selfish things almost every time you see me. I can’t believe you would make fun of me like that, I thought we were friends.

I agree with the sentiment, but this is a facebook-tier meme. Actually, it's not even a meme.

It took me a moment to realise the line is to indicate he's the one saying it. It's not a thermometer or something.