Let's visit the grocery store before the movie

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Let's visit the grocery store before the movie
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That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”

I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe


I can’t tell if that’s the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large… It’s been “enhanced” for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).

Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is



She looks baked.


is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of

Future is made of it, after all.


One of my favorite music videos.



When you look hot enough to wear whatever


It’s funny. It’s a big hat.

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.




Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it’s transparent.


Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung


Fleshlights are easier to clean after.


Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.

Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!

That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.

Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.

Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead


That’s disgusting! What are you, some kind of pervert?

No then I would’ve asked how many hotdogs do we think Zendaya could fit in her hat



That’s some Žižek shit right there







Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers

“Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside.”


Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn’t realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.


Is that the pedo-finder general?

I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky





She’s smuggling Tom Holland.


What the hell is this? Some chick making fun of hardcore jews?

In what way does this relate to Hasidic Jews


Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?

What?

You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you’re a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.

I declared the group had a monopoly… I made a joke. Cheer up, mate!

“If I’m winning, you are wrong. If I’m losing, it’s just a joke” you are what we call a narcissist

It’s time to realize I’m waisting time with some random idiot on the internet.









I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.


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